Had the highlight of my Los Angeles trip this week and possibly my life to date attending a live taping of Chelsea Handler’s Netflix talk show ‘Chelsea’. This woman literally embodies everything I value and love in life…. sass, attitude, brutal honesty, being a BITCH (cause why the hell not), a fondness for drinking, a disdain for children and a general I do what the fuck I want outlook on life.
To be an audience member and actually see this goddess in the flesh was a true honor that this Sounder will not be forgetting in a hurry. One of the most unique and special things about this woman is not only is she an alcohol loving, straight talking bitch she is smart also and so informed and wanting to learn more instead of being a brainless dick like some of Hollywood.
She fights and speaks out on worthwhile causes and actually uses her platform to make a positive change in the world instead on ‘instaing’ the latest designer crap you’ve agreed to promote to fill your already ginormous closet with more tasteless shit you will never use… well done ‘starlets and star boys’ well fucking done #losers.
My appreciation for this woman is so strong I have come up with ten reasons (see below) why we similar.
- We love alcohol
- We dislike children
- We are black people in white people’ bodies
- We are straight talkers and do not bullshit no mother f**ker
- We love vodka
- We both think Trump is a giant douche
- We both have attitude and own it and why the hell not
- We love dogs
- We are both HOOOT messes
- We love to hate our families
Side note here is three ways we can enter each others lives:
2. Chelsea adopts me or I adopt her I am good with either
3. Chelsea employs me. I would employ her but I can’t compete with a Netflix package salary.
If it wasn’t clear by know this woman is my queen, my dreamage and can do no wrong in my eyes.
Carry on sounding off Chelsea I for one will be enjoying #Chelseaisasoundette
Sounding off and signing off.
The Sounder Xo